to know it's my bachelorette party

to buy me my next drink

to be my designated driver

to hurry up and get well

to go f**k yourself

to bend over and grab your ankles

to have a happy birthday

for some hot monkey love

to kiss my butt

to kiss my hairy monkey butt

to be my bitch

to come over to my tree

to stop the wussy check-raising

to keep fishing that river card

to lose all your chips to me

to play some Texas Hold'em

to sling my poop at

to come swing on my vine

to some swing with  me